Time Bandits (1981)

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Title: Time Bandits

Genre: Family, Fantasy, Science Fiction, Adventure, Comedy

Cast: Craig Warnock, David Rappaport, Kenny Baker, Mike Edmonds, Malcolm Dixon, Tiny Ross, Jack Purvis, Ian Holm, John Cleese, Sean Connery, Michael Palin, Shelley Duvall, Peter Vaughan, Katherine Helmond, David Warner, Ralph Richardson, Tony Jay, David Daker, Sheila Fearn, Jim Broadbent, Peter Jonfield, Jerold Wells, Myrtle Devenish, Winston Dennis, Roger Frost, Andrew MacLachlan, Marcus Powell, Terence Bayler, Preston Lockwood, David Leland, Leon Lissek, John Young, Derrick O'Connor, Neil McCarthy, Declan Mulholland, Derek Deadman, Charles McKeown, Mark Holmes, Martin Carroll, Ian Muir

Release: 1981-07-13

Runtime: 116

Plot: Young history buff Kevin can scarcely believe it when six dwarfs emerge from his closet one night. Former employees of the Supreme Being, they've purloined a map charting all of the holes in the fabric of time and are using it to steal treasures from different historical eras. Taking Kevin with them, they variously drop in on Napoleon, Robin Hood and King Agamemnon before the Supreme Being catches up with them.

Where to watch

I have little thing, that I've been working on, over on A03. I deiced to post them in full, here. So far, I only 4 little one shots. (and currently working on 2 more)
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1# [ONE SHOT] The Paradox of My Precious Flower

Evil sat alone in the cold silence of his fortress, his fingers steepled as he stared into the swirling abyss of his reflecting pool. His minions had long since learned to leave him be when he took on this expression. An unreadable storm was behind his pricing eyes. It was not anger, nor frustration, but something infinitely more dangerous.

He was thinking.

And thinking, he had come to realize, was the root of his undoing.

The image in the pool rippled, revealing her—Amaranth. His creation. His 'daughter'. His undoing.

She moved with the grace of something ethereal, her long white hair cascading down her back like spun silver, her crimson eyes gleaming in the dim torchlight. She was everything he had shaped her to be. Cunning, sharp-tongued, ruthless when needed, dangerously beguiling. She had inherited his hunger for power, his insatiable thirst for more. And yet, she had something else. Something that twisted in his gut and left him restless.

Autonomy.

He had given her too much. He had let her grow, let her *become*. And in doing so, he had let something slip past his carefully constructed defenses.

Love.

Not the feeble, sentimental drivel mortals prattled on about. No, this was something else entirely. This was need. This was the slow, creeping realization that he could no longer imagine eternity without her.

Evil let out a sharp breath, his hands clenching against the arms of his throne. He had already accepted that she was his daughter, in whatever twisted way he defined it. He had allowed himself that much. The love of a father for his perfect, wicked child. He had taken pride in watching her grow into something magnificent, into something that reflected all that he was, without the foolishness of mortality holding her back.

But now?

Now, it was no longer enough.

It sickened him—this softness she had carved into him. Love was weakness. Had he not spent eons reveling in that truth? Had he not mocked those who allowed themselves to be ensnared by such foolish sentiment? And yet, here he was. Here he sat, torn apart by the very thing he had always scorned.

He could not resist her.

He had tried. He had fought it, drowned himself in destruction, in chaos, in the pleasures of his dominion. But nothing sated him. No conquest, no suffering, no victory brought him satisfaction anymore unless she was at his side. And even then, it was not enough.

He wanted more.

He needed more.

He needed her.

Body and soul.

Evil let out a dry, humorless chuckle, shaking his head. He was a fool. He had played himself into this trap, allowed his own creation to unravel him thread by thread, until there was nothing left of the being he once was.

He could destroy her. That would be the rational thing to do. Crush his weakness before it could fester further. Tear her apart and remake her into something less… dangerous.

But the thought was impossible. The very idea of being without her sent a rare flicker of panic through his blackened soul. No, he could never harm his precious flower.

He had never been afraid of anything. Not God. Not time. Not the vast, endless nothingness of the void.

But the idea of losing her?

That terrified him.

His jaw clenched, his hands gripping the arms of his throne as though he might crush the stone beneath his fingertips. No more denying it. No more struggling against the inevitable.

He would claim her.

Not as his creation. Not as his daughter.

But as his partner. His lover. His queen.

She was his paradox, his Achilles’ heel, his beautiful irony.

And he would make sure she knew it.

Evil rose from his throne, a slow, deliberate movement. The decision had been made. There was no turning back now.

With a smirk, he turned toward the chamber where she rested, already envisioning the way she would look beneath him. His to hold, his to cherish, his to ruin.

Yes.

His precious flower would be his. Completely.
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2# [ONE SHOT] Something Unholy, Something Divine...

The chamber was silent, save for the gentle trickling of water echoing off the marble walls. The vast, ancient bathing pool stretched before them, steam rising in languid curls as flickering torches cast golden light upon the surface. The scent of rare oils and night-blooming flowers perfumed the air, mingling with the faint traces of something far more intoxicating. HER.

Evil sat upon the steps of the pool, submerged in the warm water, cradling Amaranth against him. Her lithe form rested between his legs, her back pressed to his chest, his arms encircling her possessively. His long fingers combed through the silvery-white strands of her hair, raking through them with slow, deliberate care. Droplets clung to her porcelain skin, catching the dim light like liquid diamonds.

She was exquisite. His masterpiece.

His lips ghosted over the crown of her head before he murmured against her damp locks, "Tell me, My Precious Flower, do you understand now?"

Amaranth shifted slightly, her breath soft, her body lax against him. He had unraveled her the night before, taken her in ways that left no room for doubt, no space for denial. The lines that once defined their bond had been rewritten. No longer master and creation, no longer father and daughter. He had claimed her as something else entirely.

She turned her head slightly, the corner of her mouth brushing against his jaw. "Yes…" she whispered, voice thick with drowsy satisfaction.

His hands glided down, caressing her bare shoulders, tracing the delicate curve of her throat before returning to her hair, continuing his worship with reverent strokes. He inhaled deeply, savoring her scent, his fingers tightening ever so slightly.

"It hasn’t changed anything," he said, voice low and measured. "If anything… it has only intensified. You were mine before, but now, Amaranth, you are irrevocably so."

She shivered at his words, at the depth of possession in them.

His lips descended, pressing a lingering kiss to her temple, then her brow, a lover’s devotion. "You are the dearest thing to me," he confessed, his voice almost thoughtful, as if the realization had been slowly sinking in. "I have strayed, haven't I? I never accounted for this. Love… what a contamination of my design." A dark chuckle rumbled from his chest, yet there was no bitterness in it—only intrigue. Fascination.

He let his cheek rest against her hair, speaking softly now, as if confessing a long-held secret. "I still want the map, my sweet. The universe should be mine—ours." He corrected himself with deliberate weight. "And I shall have it, but now… I will not do it alone."

His arms tightened around her, his grip almost bruising. "No, My Precious Flower, you shall be at my side. As it should be."

Amaranth tilted her head back, her silver lashes lowering as a slow, knowing smile curved her lips.

"Yes, Daddy Dearest."

His eyes darkened at that title, his expression one of pure indulgence. He tilted her chin up with one finger, his black gaze boring into hers before he claimed her mouth, sealing their wicked vow with a kiss.

For the first time in eternity, Evil was no longer alone.

And the universe would soon learn that together, they would take everything.
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3# [ONE SHOT] The Town in the Time of Legends​


The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness loomed like a festering wound torn into the sky, its jagged black spires clawing upward, forever devouring the feeble light that dared to exist. It stood sentinel over the large town nestled below, an unwilling subject caught in its master's rotting gravity. Smoke curled eternally from the fortress’s unseen depths, painting the skies a sickly hue, like bruised flesh against a dying sun.

The town itself was a misshapen mosaic, stone towers leaning crookedly like old drunks, slate roofs patched with bones and rusted metals, and streets paved with mismatched stones engraved with forgotten languages. The buildings had grown with the town, evolving unnaturally, warped over time by the twisted magics that radiated from the fortress above.

Despite the omnipresent dread, the town was alive in its own way. Grotesque humanoid creatures, the malformed remnants of Evil’s early experiments shuffled through the alleyways and markets. Some had mouths where their eyes should be. Others walked on all fours despite having human torsos, their fingers webbed or fused. They worked, traded, bickered. They made due.

And then there were the humans, the most tragic residents. Lost to the fabric of reality, they had once been travelers, children, wanderers, even modern-day souls who had stumbled through cracks in space and landed here. At first, many had wept, resisted, or tried to run. Over time, they built meager homes, carved out lives among the beasts and failed gods. They bred, they bartered. But none forgot the Fortress, and none dared defy it.

For Evil watched always.


And on this day, the hush came early. A shadow passed over the cobbled square, larger than a bird, heavier than storm clouds. From the crest of the hill road came Amaranth. She did not ride. She strode. Her presence cut through the air like a dagger. Clad in her deep crimson and iron, her purple sleeved shawl, billowed against the harsh winds of this otherworldly desert World, lost to the annals of time. Her white hair whipped behind her like a battle banner, and her eyes glowed faintly with a cursed gleam, showing she was already plotting. Behind her, the Grotesqueries, her father’s re-animated enforcers.

Each stood eight feet tall, made of scorched humanoid skeletons stitched with iron and bone. Their heads were bovine skulls, adorned with curling, cracked horns, and shrouded in rotted ecclesiastical weather robes. From their joints hissed steam and foul whispers. The townsfolk parted in silence, their breath stolen by fear. Even the gargoyles paused their bickering to watch. Amaranth ascended the cracked dais in the center of town, where once a statue of the Supreme Being had stood, long since melted by her father's touch. Her voice rang out, not shrill or screeching, but cool, elegant, and laced with venom

“By the decree of my Father, Lord of the Time of Legends, Sovereign of Darkness, your lives are permitted to continue under new law.” She let the silence drag, like a knife across a throat. “Tribute will increase. Twofold. One from every home: flesh, bone, or dream. Choose wisely. Or it will be chosen for you.” Murmurs rippled like nervous flame. Somewhere, a man whimpered.

A voice, foolish, trembling called out. An old human woman, draped in patchwork cloth, stepped forward. Her voice cracked with decades of fear, but still she spoke. “Please... there are children. We gave everything last moonrise. We have nothing left.” Amaranth tilted her head slightly, as if marveling at the audacity of suffering speaking to her like an equal. Then she smiled. It was not a kind smile.
Then let me show you how easily nothing becomes less than nothing.” She snapped her fingers. One of the Grotesques lifted a withered limb. The air warped. A house, small, crooked, with smoke still wafting from its chimney detonated in a blast of violet flame. It didn’t just explode. It unraveled, pulled inside out by temporal heat, time howling backward as the walls screamed like dying children. The home vanished, and in its place was a crater, crackling with residual dread.

The townspeople fell to their knees. Some sobbed. Others prayed. Some only stared. Amaranth didn’t flinch. Her eyes glowed brighter now, her jaw set. “I am my father’s daughter,” she said coldly. “And I do not bluff.” The Grotesques stepped forward in perfect unison, collecting tribute. One carried a sack full of severed memories. Another dragged behind it a cart filled with broken heirlooms and weeping fragments of song.

A tense silence lingered in the scorched air after the detonation...Until it was broken by a sharp cry of desperation.

From within the crowd, a man lunged.

Tattered cloak fluttering behind him, he leapt forward with a rusted blade held high. A former blacksmith by the looks of him, gaunt and mad-eyed, fingers trembling not from fear, but fury. A human. Brave, or foolish enough to think he could end this terror with one clean strike.

The crowd gasped.

But Amaranth did not flinch.

She turned on her heel with unearthly grace, her movements like a windblown ribbon on the cusp of a storm. Her hand extended, fingers spread like claws and from her delicate tips surged a cascade of black lightning, arcing through the air with a shriek of tormented souls.

The man never reached her.

He didn’t fall.

He burst.

Chunks of bone, bursts of blood, a final howl of anguish, all were reduced to a vapor of crimson mist, staining the cobbles in a perfect radius around the crater that was now his grave. Only the blade remained, sizzling at her feet.

Amaranth exhaled slowly, adjusting a curl behind her ear as if it had been nothing more than a breeze she brushed away. She gave the crowd a lazy smirk. “Anyone else feeling brave today?” There was a hush… and then...

Clap.
Clap.
Clap.

Slow. Deliberate. Velvet and thunder. A voice followed, thick with pride and wicked amusement:

“Impressive. Most… effective.” The crowd parted without being told. They knew.

There, strolling with infallible poise and impossible confidence, was Evil himself.

“I expect nothing less from my precious flower,” he purred.

Amaranth froze, her hard façade softening instantly. “Daddy Dearest!” she squealed, lifting the hem of her gown, making hast to him upon her suede laced boots.

She ran to him graceful, eager, like a smitten girl at a lover’s return. The crowd stood in horrified silence, many averting their eyes. A few made loud, exaggerated gagging noises.

Evil welcomed her with open arms, and she threw herself into his embrace. His hand cupped her cheek, his skin burning with unnatural warmth. She leaned into it like a kitten to a sunbeam, purring audibly.

“I had a feeling something was off,” Evil said softly, nose brushing hers, “and I was proved right. But it seems, my darling, that you had matters... well in hand.”

He leaned in.

Their lips met.

The kiss was brief but charged with the electric pulse of shared corruption. Amaranth melted into it like sugared rot. Around them, there were dry heaves. One creature retched into a bucket and whispered, "Not again…"

Evil broke the kiss with a satisfied hum, stroking her cheek with a clawed thumb.

“You've made me so proud, my dear.”

Amaranth giggled, her voice coy and warm with affection. But even in her softness, she did not lose the chill of command.

“Is it wise, Daddy, leaving the Fortress unattended?” she asked, coyly pawing at his chest. “You know how our minions get when left unsupervised...”

Evil waved it off with a casual flourish, the air crackling with displaced darkness.

“Let them. If they ruin anything, it simply gives us an excuse to torment them later.”

Amaranth’s grin sharpened into a thing of black delight. But to Evil, it was beautiful. It was pure. That grin, wild and crooked, gleaming with inherited cruelty, was his little girl’s sweetest smile. He gave it right back.

“Come now,” he said, turning to address the terrified townsfolk. “I think it’s only fair I have my own turn at fun. After all, it’s been so long since I mingled with my loyal subjects.”

“Yes,” Amaranth whispered beside him, slipping her hand into his, her eyes gleaming. “Let’s.”
They walked into the square together, their laughter sounded lethal.

Behind them, the Grotesques followed.
Around them, the crowd scattered.
Above them, the sky dimmed in anticipation.

And beneath it all… the town trembled, knowing that Evil, Amaranth, ' His Precious Flower ' had only just begun.

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4# [ONE SHOT] There will never be another you​


The wind outside the obsidian spires of the fortress whispered like lost souls, but within the bedchamber of the Lord of unadulterated malevolence, and His Precious Flower, all was still.

Evil and Amaranth lay entwined. His arm was heavy around her waist, her cheek resting on the curve of his bare chest, fingers absently tracing his flesh, the flesh of her creator. Her pale hair spilled like moonlight across his chest, and his hand lay tangled in it, possessively.

They had long since finished talking about plans, schemes for retrieving the Map, shattering time anew, corrupting the folds of fate. Such ambitions now floated loosely between them, their voices hushed, as sleep's encroaching tide sunk upon Amaranth. Still, she fought to remain awake.Now, just lovers and conspirators lost in each other’s silence. But Amaranth was quiet in a way that unsettled him.

Evil blinked slowly, then dipped his chin just enough to peer down at her. “You’re thinking too loudly,” he murmured. She didn’t answer. Her fingers kept moving, but they had slowed, stilled, and he could feel the tension, the hesitancy, the coil of something unspoken. He raised an eyebrow. “Don’t make me drag it out of you.” Amaranth hesitated, and then softly, too softly, she asked without looking at him, “Do you… ever intend for me to bear you children?” The air in the room turned heavier. Evil’s eyes narrowed, but not in confusion, he understood the question all too well. Her voice had trembled, the faintest hint of a possessive jealousy laced behind the trembling curiosity. He could feel it. Her strange anguish. The clinging dread not of motherhood, but of being displaced.

The idea struck her like a betrayal, even as it lived only in her imagination. He let the silence stretch, then said with sternness, “ I hear the resignation in your voice. You would deny your Lord and Master a lineage? A thousand heirs to rule in my image?” Amaranth flinched. Her breath caught, as she shrank against him slightly, as if wounded. “I—I didn’t mean—” A low chuckle rumbled through his chest. “Ah,” he sighed, releasing the cruel tension he’d built. His hand stroked her hair in long, indulgent passes. “Forgive me, My Precious Flower. I couldn't help myself. You make it too easy to tease.”

Her body relaxed, though her face was still guarded. She looked up at him, lip trembling. He noted the displeasure in her face, brought on by his wicked taunt. He touched her lip, with a single taloned finger. “No, of course not,” he whispered. “I have my only child, right here, in my arms,” he said, voice dropping like silk over daggers. “My creation who burrowed her way into my black heart, until I could no longer deny that I was far more than your maker, far more than your father. Until we became… what we are now.” She looked up at him fully, her crimson eyes brimming with the love only the damned could understand. “You are my Creation. My Daughter. My Heir. My Love. My Empress.” His words soothed the burn in her chest. Her possessiveness, once a choking vine, loosened just enough for her to breathe again. Evil exhaled and let his gaze drift to the dragon skull’s mock canopy above. “Besides,” he added with a wry smirk, “I’ve lost count of how many times we've lost ourselves into one another, if children were bound to happen, they’d have happened by now.”
Her cheeks flushed, but she didn’t look away. Her hand lay still on his chest. “You’re infertile,” he said simply, without cruelty or sadness. “Of course you are." He said, with sudden realization himself. "You were never made for that.” He turned his eyes to her again, not cold but sure. “You were not forged to breed, Amaranth. You were made to rule. To hold dominion in my absence, should that celestial fool strike me down again. You are my weapon, my vessel, my voice.” His voice softened. “...But you were also… the flaw in my plan. That beautiful, terrible flaw. The one that made me feel.” She clung to him tighter. “And so,” he said, brushing a kiss to her forehead, “whether you can, or cannot bear children, matters not to me.”

His lips trailed down her temple, to her jaw, voice low and certain: “But it does matter to you, doesn’t it?” She didn’t respond, but he felt the twitch of pain inside her. It was confirmation enough.“You fear,” he continued, “that if you gave me a daughter, one born from our flesh, not formed from the void, that I might love her more. That she would be more real than you.” Her silence screamed louder than any confession.

He tipped her face up to his and kissed her, deep and sure, until she melted into him again.“You will never have to worry,” he promised against her lips. “That is impossible.” He rolled her gently beneath him, covering her body with his. “There will never be another you.”

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I just finished this write up.


The bed was the first true gift Evil ever gave her. Not a trinket, not some pretty bauble meant to adorn his favorite pet, but something deeper. At the time, he did not even understand what compelled him. He only knew that it felt wrong, wrong, even for him. To see his exquisite creation, his pretty minion, lying in a barren cell of a chamber that was little more than a sleeping place.

Compared to the squalor of his other minions, Amaranth had been living in five-star luxury. Yet to his blackened gaze, it was suddenly… insufficient. A pang pressed into him then, sharp and foreign, as if some long-forgotten organ twitched in protest. Guilt, though he would never name it. Evil did not do guilt.


And so, in a strange act of indulgence, he remade her room. He gave her a bed. Not just a bed, but a throne of a bed.. A thing so terrible and magnificent it could only belong to her, the jewel he was beginning to recognize not as a tool, but as something far more dangerous: his "daughter".

It was forged from a colossal dragon skeleton, that he himself had slain long before her making. Which he had kept just laying around for his future grotesque/macabre arts and craft projects.

The dragon’s body was arranged in a great curl, as though in repose, encircling the bed in a serpentine embrace. The focal point, was the skull looming over the place where she would sleep. Evil's rendition of a canopy bed. From certain angles it looked as though the skeletal Beast watched, an eternal guardian of its new mistress. (perhaps it just did)


For Evil, the bed was an experiment in the language he had not learned. He had offered it as a spoil, a monument of favor meant to mark the transition of his relationship with her: from instrument to indulgence, from possession to something that smelled alarmingly like care.


And of course, we all know how it ended. In time, he joined her in this bed of serpent bone, their forms tangled in passion and possessiveness. The bed/chamber, once solely her's, became theirs. By then, she was no longer just his creation. She had become his paradox, his Precious Flower, his empress. And, inevitably, his undoing.
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Am playing with idea, what if skeletal dragon does come to life, and acts as protector for her. A fail save Evil did. So it does watch her. But something must trigger that, for that to come to past.

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ALSO! Who wants to see my Evil x Ama shine(time bandits) am making XD!!!


 

3# [ONE SHOT] The Town in the Time of Legends​


The Fortress of Ultimate Darkness loomed like a festering wound torn into the sky, its jagged black spires clawing upward, forever devouring the feeble light that dared to exist. It stood sentinel over the large town nestled below, an unwilling subject caught in its master's rotting gravity. Smoke curled eternally from the fortress’s unseen depths, painting the skies a sickly hue, like bruised flesh against a dying sun.

The town itself was a misshapen mosaic, stone towers leaning crookedly like old drunks, slate roofs patched with bones and rusted metals, and streets paved with mismatched stones engraved with forgotten languages. The buildings had grown with the town, evolving unnaturally, warped over time by the twisted magics that radiated from the fortress above.

Despite the omnipresent dread, the town was alive in its own way. Grotesque humanoid creatures, the malformed remnants of Evil’s early experiments shuffled through the alleyways and markets. Some had mouths where their eyes should be. Others walked on all fours despite having human torsos, their fingers webbed or fused. They worked, traded, bickered. They made due.

And then there were the humans, the most tragic residents. Lost to the fabric of reality, they had once been travelers, children, wanderers, even modern-day souls who had stumbled through cracks in space and landed here. At first, many had wept, resisted, or tried to run. Over time, they built meager homes, carved out lives among the beasts and failed gods. They bred, they bartered. But none forgot the Fortress, and none dared defy it.

For Evil watched always.


And on this day, the hush came early. A shadow passed over the cobbled square, larger than a bird, heavier than storm clouds. From the crest of the hill road came Amaranth. She did not ride. She strode. Her presence cut through the air like a dagger. Clad in her deep crimson and iron, her purple sleeved shawl, billowed against the harsh winds of this otherworldly desert World, lost to the annals of time. Her white hair whipped behind her like a battle banner, and her eyes glowed faintly with a cursed gleam, showing she was already plotting. Behind her, the Grotesqueries, her father’s re-animated enforcers.

Each stood eight feet tall, made of scorched humanoid skeletons stitched with iron and bone. Their heads were bovine skulls, adorned with curling, cracked horns, and shrouded in rotted ecclesiastical weather robes. From their joints hissed steam and foul whispers. The townsfolk parted in silence, their breath stolen by fear. Even the gargoyles paused their bickering to watch. Amaranth ascended the cracked dais in the center of town, where once a statue of the Supreme Being had stood, long since melted by her father's touch. Her voice rang out, not shrill or screeching, but cool, elegant, and laced with venom

“By the decree of my Father, Lord of the Time of Legends, Sovereign of Darkness, your lives are permitted to continue under new law.” She let the silence drag, like a knife across a throat. “Tribute will increase. Twofold. One from every home: flesh, bone, or dream. Choose wisely. Or it will be chosen for you.” Murmurs rippled like nervous flame. Somewhere, a man whimpered.

A voice, foolish, trembling called out. An old human woman, draped in patchwork cloth, stepped forward. Her voice cracked with decades of fear, but still she spoke. “Please... there are children. We gave everything last moonrise. We have nothing left.” Amaranth tilted her head slightly, as if marveling at the audacity of suffering speaking to her like an equal. Then she smiled. It was not a kind smile.
Then let me show you how easily nothing becomes less than nothing.” She snapped her fingers. One of the Grotesques lifted a withered limb. The air warped. A house, small, crooked, with smoke still wafting from its chimney detonated in a blast of violet flame. It didn’t just explode. It unraveled, pulled inside out by temporal heat, time howling backward as the walls screamed like dying children. The home vanished, and in its place was a crater, crackling with residual dread.

The townspeople fell to their knees. Some sobbed. Others prayed. Some only stared. Amaranth didn’t flinch. Her eyes glowed brighter now, her jaw set. “I am my father’s daughter,” she said coldly. “And I do not bluff.” The Grotesques stepped forward in perfect unison, collecting tribute. One carried a sack full of severed memories. Another dragged behind it a cart filled with broken heirlooms and weeping fragments of song.

A tense silence lingered in the scorched air after the detonation...Until it was broken by a sharp cry of desperation.

From within the crowd, a man lunged.

Tattered cloak fluttering behind him, he leapt forward with a rusted blade held high. A former blacksmith by the looks of him, gaunt and mad-eyed, fingers trembling not from fear, but fury. A human. Brave, or foolish enough to think he could end this terror with one clean strike.

The crowd gasped.

But Amaranth did not flinch.

She turned on her heel with unearthly grace, her movements like a windblown ribbon on the cusp of a storm. Her hand extended, fingers spread like claws and from her delicate tips surged a cascade of black lightning, arcing through the air with a shriek of tormented souls.

The man never reached her.

He didn’t fall.

He burst.

Chunks of bone, bursts of blood, a final howl of anguish, all were reduced to a vapor of crimson mist, staining the cobbles in a perfect radius around the crater that was now his grave. Only the blade remained, sizzling at her feet.

Amaranth exhaled slowly, adjusting a curl behind her ear as if it had been nothing more than a breeze she brushed away. She gave the crowd a lazy smirk. “Anyone else feeling brave today?” There was a hush… and then...

Clap.
Clap.
Clap.

Slow. Deliberate. Velvet and thunder. A voice followed, thick with pride and wicked amusement:

“Impressive. Most… effective.” The crowd parted without being told. They knew.

There, strolling with infallible poise and impossible confidence, was Evil himself.

“I expect nothing less from my precious flower,” he purred.

Amaranth froze, her hard façade softening instantly. “Daddy Dearest!” she squealed, lifting the hem of her gown, making hast to him upon her suede laced boots.

She ran to him graceful, eager, like a smitten girl at a lover’s return. The crowd stood in horrified silence, many averting their eyes. A few made loud, exaggerated gagging noises.

Evil welcomed her with open arms, and she threw herself into his embrace. His hand cupped her cheek, his skin burning with unnatural warmth. She leaned into it like a kitten to a sunbeam, purring audibly.

“I had a feeling something was off,” Evil said softly, nose brushing hers, “and I was proved right. But it seems, my darling, that you had matters... well in hand.”

He leaned in.

Their lips met.

The kiss was brief but charged with the electric pulse of shared corruption. Amaranth melted into it like sugared rot. Around them, there were dry heaves. One creature retched into a bucket and whispered, "Not again…"

Evil broke the kiss with a satisfied hum, stroking her cheek with a clawed thumb.

“You've made me so proud, my dear.”

Amaranth giggled, her voice coy and warm with affection. But even in her softness, she did not lose the chill of command.

“Is it wise, Daddy, leaving the Fortress unattended?” she asked, coyly pawing at his chest. “You know how our minions get when left unsupervised...”

Evil waved it off with a casual flourish, the air crackling with displaced darkness.

“Let them. If they ruin anything, it simply gives us an excuse to torment them later.”

Amaranth’s grin sharpened into a thing of black delight. But to Evil, it was beautiful. It was pure. That grin, wild and crooked, gleaming with inherited cruelty, was his little girl’s sweetest smile. He gave it right back.

“Come now,” he said, turning to address the terrified townsfolk. “I think it’s only fair I have my own turn at fun. After all, it’s been so long since I mingled with my loyal subjects.”

“Yes,” Amaranth whispered beside him, slipping her hand into his, her eyes gleaming. “Let’s.”
They walked into the square together, their laughter sounded lethal.

Behind them, the Grotesques followed.
Around them, the crowd scattered.
Above them, the sky dimmed in anticipation.

And beneath it all… the town trembled, knowing that Evil, Amaranth, ' His Precious Flower ' had only just begun.

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4# [ONE SHOT] There will never be another you​


The wind outside the obsidian spires of the fortress whispered like lost souls, but within the bedchamber of the Lord of unadulterated malevolence, and His Precious Flower, all was still.

Evil and Amaranth lay entwined. His arm was heavy around her waist, her cheek resting on the curve of his bare chest, fingers absently tracing his flesh, the flesh of her creator. Her pale hair spilled like moonlight across his chest, and his hand lay tangled in it, possessively.

They had long since finished talking about plans, schemes for retrieving the Map, shattering time anew, corrupting the folds of fate. Such ambitions now floated loosely between them, their voices hushed, as sleep's encroaching tide sunk upon Amaranth. Still, she fought to remain awake.Now, just lovers and conspirators lost in each other’s silence. But Amaranth was quiet in a way that unsettled him.

Evil blinked slowly, then dipped his chin just enough to peer down at her. “You’re thinking too loudly,” he murmured. She didn’t answer. Her fingers kept moving, but they had slowed, stilled, and he could feel the tension, the hesitancy, the coil of something unspoken. He raised an eyebrow. “Don’t make me drag it out of you.” Amaranth hesitated, and then softly, too softly, she asked without looking at him, “Do you… ever intend for me to bear you children?” The air in the room turned heavier. Evil’s eyes narrowed, but not in confusion, he understood the question all too well. Her voice had trembled, the faintest hint of a possessive jealousy laced behind the trembling curiosity. He could feel it. Her strange anguish. The clinging dread not of motherhood, but of being displaced.

The idea struck her like a betrayal, even as it lived only in her imagination. He let the silence stretch, then said with sternness, “ I hear the resignation in your voice. You would deny your Lord and Master a lineage? A thousand heirs to rule in my image?” Amaranth flinched. Her breath caught, as she shrank against him slightly, as if wounded. “I—I didn’t mean—” A low chuckle rumbled through his chest. “Ah,” he sighed, releasing the cruel tension he’d built. His hand stroked her hair in long, indulgent passes. “Forgive me, My Precious Flower. I couldn't help myself. You make it too easy to tease.”

Her body relaxed, though her face was still guarded. She looked up at him, lip trembling. He noted the displeasure in her face, brought on by his wicked taunt. He touched her lip, with a single taloned finger. “No, of course not,” he whispered. “I have my only child, right here, in my arms,” he said, voice dropping like silk over daggers. “My creation who burrowed her way into my black heart, until I could no longer deny that I was far more than your maker, far more than your father. Until we became… what we are now.” She looked up at him fully, her crimson eyes brimming with the love only the damned could understand. “You are my Creation. My Daughter. My Heir. My Love. My Empress.” His words soothed the burn in her chest. Her possessiveness, once a choking vine, loosened just enough for her to breathe again. Evil exhaled and let his gaze drift to the dragon skull’s mock canopy above. “Besides,” he added with a wry smirk, “I’ve lost count of how many times we've lost ourselves into one another, if children were bound to happen, they’d have happened by now.”
Her cheeks flushed, but she didn’t look away. Her hand lay still on his chest. “You’re infertile,” he said simply, without cruelty or sadness. “Of course you are." He said, with sudden realization himself. "You were never made for that.” He turned his eyes to her again, not cold but sure. “You were not forged to breed, Amaranth. You were made to rule. To hold dominion in my absence, should that celestial fool strike me down again. You are my weapon, my vessel, my voice.” His voice softened. “...But you were also… the flaw in my plan. That beautiful, terrible flaw. The one that made me feel.” She clung to him tighter. “And so,” he said, brushing a kiss to her forehead, “whether you can, or cannot bear children, matters not to me.”

His lips trailed down her temple, to her jaw, voice low and certain: “But it does matter to you, doesn’t it?” She didn’t respond, but he felt the twitch of pain inside her. It was confirmation enough.“You fear,” he continued, “that if you gave me a daughter, one born from our flesh, not formed from the void, that I might love her more. That she would be more real than you.” Her silence screamed louder than any confession.

He tipped her face up to his and kissed her, deep and sure, until she melted into him again.“You will never have to worry,” he promised against her lips. “That is impossible.” He rolled her gently beneath him, covering her body with his. “There will never be another you.”

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I have to say what struck me most about your continuation is how it reframes Evil from a comic foil into something much more psychologically complex. In Time Bandits he was almost a satire of greed and obsession with technology but here you have given him a layered internal struggle where love itself becomes his vulnerability. That is a clever inversion because in the original film the Supreme Being saw Evil as little more than a flaw in creation while in your version he essentially embraces his own flaw as his greatest attachment.

I also liked the way you fleshed out the environment around the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. The movie hinted at that dimension being unstable and nightmarish but your depiction of townspeople grotesque experiments and warped architecture gives it an almost mythic weight. It feels less like a backdrop and more like a living cursed ecosystem.

From a lore perspective this actually strengthens the narrative. It shows what might have happened if Evil had not been destroyed at the end of the film and how he could consolidate power create heirs and build a dominion that is far more terrifying than anything implied in the movie. It is a logical extension that rewards readers who like to think about the consequences beyond the credits.
 
I have to say what struck me most about your continuation is how it reframes Evil from a comic foil into something much more psychologically complex. In Time Bandits he was almost a satire of greed and obsession with technology but here you have given him a layered internal struggle where love itself becomes his vulnerability. That is a clever inversion because in the original film the Supreme Being saw Evil as little more than a flaw in creation while in your version he essentially embraces his own flaw as his greatest attachment.

I also liked the way you fleshed out the environment around the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. The movie hinted at that dimension being unstable and nightmarish but your depiction of townspeople grotesque experiments and warped architecture gives it an almost mythic weight. It feels less like a backdrop and more like a living cursed ecosystem.

From a lore perspective this actually strengthens the narrative. It shows what might have happened if Evil had not been destroyed at the end of the film and how he could consolidate power create heirs and build a dominion that is far more terrifying than anything implied in the movie. It is a logical extension that rewards readers who like to think about the consequences beyond the credits.
Thank you! I tend to do this, a lot. I seem to love characters, with little to no backstory or screen-time. (use to be a video editor, and it was murder making Evil X the actress whom I face claim as Ama videos. With little footage for him. Sadly those video are no more, that drive that housed all those videos died) That I end up expending, and playing with the canon that is already there, till they become mine! More or less.

Funny thing...Amaranth really wrote herself. And honestly, if she had been born by ordinary means (and not from him), I highly doubt Evil would have ever looked at her twice. The fact that she was created from him is a huge part of why their bond works (and I kept that true to his canon self).


As a woman, I’ve always loved the idea that the most twisted, most EVIL of villains will often respect women, seeing them as equally powerful as men, with no lies or pretense behind it. That feels like something Evil himself would canonically do. Later on, I’m even planning to add that he once had a thing with the Fates. But that was eons ago, and they had a falling out, for reasons. Not simply because they were women. Their connection was never rooted in love; it was driven by lust and the overlap of certain ambitions, ideas, and plans. Only his “Precious Flower” could ever make his black heart truly beat. But I can see Fates, eventually catching wind of what Amaranth really means to him, and when they do, they’re furious about it.

BUT YES! I do want to get back to how Evil is into tech. This is why I made this funny meme, with my friends. This pretty much sums up where Evil is mentally!XD!
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I have to say what struck me most about your continuation is how it reframes Evil from a comic foil into something much more psychologically complex. In Time Bandits he was almost a satire of greed and obsession with technology but here you have given him a layered internal struggle where love itself becomes his vulnerability. That is a clever inversion because in the original film the Supreme Being saw Evil as little more than a flaw in creation while in your version he essentially embraces his own flaw as his greatest attachment.

I also liked the way you fleshed out the environment around the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. The movie hinted at that dimension being unstable and nightmarish but your depiction of townspeople grotesque experiments and warped architecture gives it an almost mythic weight. It feels less like a backdrop and more like a living cursed ecosystem.

From a lore perspective this actually strengthens the narrative. It shows what might have happened if Evil had not been destroyed at the end of the film and how he could consolidate power create heirs and build a dominion that is far more terrifying than anything implied in the movie. It is a logical extension that rewards readers who like to think about the consequences beyond the credits.
I forgot to add....this is the Time of Legends. Naturally, fragments of a past long erased from the mortal realm still linger here. I picture it as a collision of Mad Max anarchy and the shadowed desert black markets of dark fantasy. I’m toying with the idea that some figures might hold higher rank than others (but only because Evil permits it.) Their standing could be stripped away in an instant. To Amaranth and Evil, they are little more than a twisted court, assembled to carry out their will.
 
I have to say what struck me most about your continuation is how it reframes Evil from a comic foil into something much more psychologically complex. In Time Bandits he was almost a satire of greed and obsession with technology but here you have given him a layered internal struggle where love itself becomes his vulnerability. That is a clever inversion because in the original film the Supreme Being saw Evil as little more than a flaw in creation while in your version he essentially embraces his own flaw as his greatest attachment.

I also liked the way you fleshed out the environment around the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. The movie hinted at that dimension being unstable and nightmarish but your depiction of townspeople grotesque experiments and warped architecture gives it an almost mythic weight. It feels less like a backdrop and more like a living cursed ecosystem.

From a lore perspective this actually strengthens the narrative. It shows what might have happened if Evil had not been destroyed at the end of the film and how he could consolidate power create heirs and build a dominion that is far more terrifying than anything implied in the movie. It is a logical extension that rewards readers who like to think about the consequences beyond the credits.
I so need to work on Older Kevin's profile and how his life is getting on too. BUT! Evil x Ama, are so much funner to write lol XD. God help me!
 
I have to say what struck me most about your continuation is how it reframes Evil from a comic foil into something much more psychologically complex. In Time Bandits he was almost a satire of greed and obsession with technology but here you have given him a layered internal struggle where love itself becomes his vulnerability. That is a clever inversion because in the original film the Supreme Being saw Evil as little more than a flaw in creation while in your version he essentially embraces his own flaw as his greatest attachment.

I also liked the way you fleshed out the environment around the Fortress of Ultimate Darkness. The movie hinted at that dimension being unstable and nightmarish but your depiction of townspeople grotesque experiments and warped architecture gives it an almost mythic weight. It feels less like a backdrop and more like a living cursed ecosystem.

From a lore perspective this actually strengthens the narrative. It shows what might have happened if Evil had not been destroyed at the end of the film and how he could consolidate power create heirs and build a dominion that is far more terrifying than anything implied in the movie. It is a logical extension that rewards readers who like to think about the consequences beyond the credits.
I was also thinking: what am writing feels more like a interquel. It's the in middle of the original film, and my real sqeuel.
 

I have a funny secret. My parents raised me on oldies (I'm 37 now, my mom is 69, and my dad was 17 years older than her. He past 3 years ago. So gives you the idea the eras of songs I grew up on)

I was around 11 when I first started crushing on Evil (David Warner). Even back then, I was a little daydreamer, always role-playing in my head—but I wasn’t Amaranth yet, just… me, lol. Now whenever I hear these songs, I instantly think of Time Bandits and Evil. So yeah, they’ve kind of ended up on my personal Time Bandits playlist. No clue how they fit, but it is, what it is lol!

Maybe their playing in back around on jute box, when Kevin/Ama and the Bandits are in another era maybe?

 
OMG GUYS! I found one of my EVIL EDITS! That I though I lost.
It was part of a collab fandom editor group, I was part of. I though the YT page was deleted.
The theme of the group was ABC'S ONCE UPON TIME CAST, paired with other fantasy characters.



I did EVIL X Regina and in 2nd part was David Warner as DR. Madden (for his story brook form, if you ever saw the series).
The part are at 1:45 - 1:54 & 2:38 -2:45



My part at 0:26 in


I had the first part this time! we had pick 3 villains
 
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I was also thinking: what am writing feels more like a interquel. It's the in middle of the original film, and my real sqeuel.

What you describe about building upon the fragments of canon until they feel like your own is something I relate to deeply. With a film like Time Bandits, which was deliberately chaotic in structure and left so much only hinted at, there is an unusual amount of negative space for expansion. Evil himself is practically designed to invite reinterpretation because the original film only ever framed him through satire. By adding lineage, lust, court politics, and even echoes of mythic connections like the Fates, you are filling in those voids in a way that respects the tonal eccentricity of Gilliam’s world while still treating it with rigor. The notion that his bond with Amaranth works because she is of him rather than merely beside him is especially striking. In narrative logic, that makes her both his greatest creation and his most dangerous weakness, something the Supreme Being would likely see as the ultimate irony. You have taken a gag character obsessed with microwaves and given him a tragic vulnerability, which transforms the story’s stakes. Your description of the Time of Legends as part Mad Max wasteland and part black market mythology works seamlessly with how the film presented that act, fragmented, unstable, and unmoored from chronology. If there is a court, it makes sense that it is only sustained by Evil’s permission, a reflection of both tyranny and fragility. It almost mirrors medieval hierarchy, except stripped of any sacred justification and replaced by sheer will.

Calling your project an interquel is an elegant solution. An interquel is a story that unfolds in the gaps of the original rather than strictly before or after it. In this case, it allows you to work within the temporal ambiguity of the film and develop arcs that the narrative only hinted at. Interquels often become the richest form of expansion because they can deepen the meaning of familiar scenes while also building entirely new layers of consequence. In that sense, your work functions not just as continuation but as commentary, amplifying the thematic irony of Gilliam’s film.
 
What you describe about building upon the fragments of canon until they feel like your own is something I relate to deeply. With a film like Time Bandits, which was deliberately chaotic in structure and left so much only hinted at, there is an unusual amount of negative space for expansion. Evil himself is practically designed to invite reinterpretation because the original film only ever framed him through satire. By adding lineage, lust, court politics, and even echoes of mythic connections like the Fates, you are filling in those voids in a way that respects the tonal eccentricity of Gilliam’s world while still treating it with rigor. The notion that his bond with Amaranth works because she is of him rather than merely beside him is especially striking. In narrative logic, that makes her both his greatest creation and his most dangerous weakness, something the Supreme Being would likely see as the ultimate irony. You have taken a gag character obsessed with microwaves and given him a tragic vulnerability, which transforms the story’s stakes. Your description of the Time of Legends as part Mad Max wasteland and part black market mythology works seamlessly with how the film presented that act, fragmented, unstable, and unmoored from chronology. If there is a court, it makes sense that it is only sustained by Evil’s permission, a reflection of both tyranny and fragility. It almost mirrors medieval hierarchy, except stripped of any sacred justification and replaced by sheer will.

Calling your project an interquel is an elegant solution. An interquel is a story that unfolds in the gaps of the original rather than strictly before or after it. In this case, it allows you to work within the temporal ambiguity of the film and develop arcs that the narrative only hinted at. Interquels often become the richest form of expansion because they can deepen the meaning of familiar scenes while also building entirely new layers of consequence. In that sense, your work functions not just as continuation but as commentary, amplifying the thematic irony of Gilliam’s film.
I really want to meet Terry one day! <3


I’d love to (respectfully!) shove Amaranth in his face (and all my lore!) and getting his real handwriting on an Ama picture, like his personal seal of approval. (Though I’m not quite sure how he’d feel about the thinly veiled mental clone-cest aspect, haha.)


I like to pretend in my mind, yes, I know it’s a little twisted. that it’s already official, and I’ll daydream in bed(before going to bed) about what it would look like if Terry and I were both working on it. In my head, we’d get the same animators/studio that made Netflix’s Castlevania and The Witcher, track down a good David Warner sound-alike (or if not, Charles Dance, maybe?), and of course I’d take voice lessons to nail a proper British accent. Since obviously I’d be playing Amaranth myself! XD and the dude who did Kevin we could find him again. Though he like 50? Now and in my part 2, Kevin is in his mid 20s. It could still work.
 
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